Get the coon sli mug.Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.
An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
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Despite knowing the policy would hurt people like him, the coon eagerly defended it to gain favor with his wealthy employers.
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Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
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