conbot

The most awesome name ever. Short for Connor, it can only be used to describe people who are short, smart, and bear a resemblance to Chicken Little.

An amazing person who is a little slow sometimes but very sweet.

Conbot is not to be confused with Concow, Conweasel, Condumb, or Connorbabes.

Connor: "I am the walrus, I am the eggman..."
Person A: "Conbot...you're ruining that song! AGAIN!"
Person B: "Stop singing before my ears start bleeding! Pleeeeease."
Person C: "It's okay, we love you Conbot."

by zwillinger321 June 10, 2008

control geek

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.

"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

confrontee

the person presumed to be severely inebriated (stoned, drunk, hallucinating) that is pursued by the "Confrontation Method" of the Pittsburgh Parents Against Stoners; the PPAS made a conscientious choice to make the term mimic "abductee" to suggest that their technique will remove the inebriated person from the pleasantness of their experience

"After observing the suspected confrontee take ten minutes to decide on which bag of potato chips to purchase, we decided that we should approach and confirm his highness visually."

by Pittsburgh Parents Against Stoners Admin April 24, 2005

conbon

A monetary amount used to get your homie out of jail

I have to go pay my buddy’s conbon to get him out of jail

by Bearded Bezerker May 7, 2018

Controlling

Boy-oh-boy do I feel controlled right now. Just-a-super duper controlled by the people around me. You're making me do all kinds of stuff and keeping everyone safe from me right now. Yup... Just fulfilling your duty to the broader community. Citing the number of times I've been at the gas station does so very much to stop me from doing anything. It's a good thing everyone knows I want to Burger King just before coming to the place I'm at now.

Hym "Man, I am so glad you guys are controlling me! Because now that I'm being controlled by you, you're literally making me do this. You are the driving force. Because YOU are controlling ME by doing the thing you're doing and then loudly reveling the fact that you got me to do a thing that I wasn't already doing. Neato."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child

Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control

by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022

European Birth Control

To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.

"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"

"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."

by long hand luke April 30, 2010