Xi cold

To bend the knee to the authoritarian and get a endless cold shoulder because you keep lying about why. Reference of Cold is Blizzard and Xi is self explanatory. The comedian "The Black Jester" used this as a pun. (Ze Cold).

Seems they are left in Xi Cold.

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

cold dinosaur

Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.

I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!

by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022

Cold Topic

Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.

Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!

Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.

Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?

Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.

Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.

by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022

Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022

cold press

The room under stairs

Get the jacket out of the cold press.

by leon mails March 21, 2019

Go in cold

To go to social gathering or place without knowing anyone there.

How about we go to the corner bar. nah, don’t want to go in cold

by Drip_Wizard October 5, 2021

Cold Wendy

When someone is giving you a blowjob and has an ice cube in their mouth.

It was hot underneath the Georgia sun so instead of sweet tea, I asked my girlfriend if I could get a cold Wendy. So she popped that ice cube in her mouth and slobbed on my knob.

by Wendy Frost February 23, 2023