Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.

Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!

by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008

Christmas barf

excessive decorations on some houses

Wow Christmas barfed on these houses a lot this year.

by EJmcn October 4, 2010

religious Christmas

Euphemism used when embarrassed about being too poor to buy gifts for any one.

Pat: I am really having a religious Christmas this year.

Bret: Yeah, I’m out of cash, too.

by Bret, Mary Eileen's Son December 10, 2008

traditional christmas

Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends

Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...

by Titto July 26, 2006

white christmas

Serving up an ice cream cone, with delicious sperm topping.

All Jane ever wanted was a "white christmas" with Joe.

by Mr Winkie July 16, 2006

black christmas

when a bunch of jews shit down chimneys to show commitment to their religion

"i hope this year nobody gives us a black christmas, santa keeps on mistaking it for cookies, the shit leads a trail through the house into my daughters bedroom""it realy is a mess to clean up"

by thlipery cliterous December 1, 2018

Christmas morning

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)

I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.

by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010