chaps

When its fucking cold.

"it's so fucking chaps that my dick is like a fucking stalagtite"

by Alex Kempton March 10, 2007

chaps

when a girl has shaved her genitalia without shaving her legs

Women from the Conga frequently sport chaps.

by The Velour Fog September 16, 2008

wheres the chapstick

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick

wheres the chapstick

by megs101010 December 10, 2009

chopsided

an individual that has been deprived of sleep usually because of the use of recreational drugs. the lack of sleep causes the brain too act differently and creates the person too appear wired. To be chopped is a similar condition but not the same as chopsided.
A group of people with these symptons are called chopsiders.a individual would be called a chopsider.

with no sleep all weekend and smoking bulk burns during the bender and peole cannot understand what exactly the shit that you are dribbling means you are chopsided

by chopsider1 June 6, 2007

Chopstickity

An individual of small, thin structure.

"The boy had a chopstickity torso."

by Mr. $anta September 30, 2009

Chopstick English

This is when an Asian pertucularly a Chinese person speaks English with a Asian accent.

Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.

by Yukov Lukich 333 July 19, 2017

chapsquid

when a person of 90 years or older glues them self to a sybian for pleasure cause their wife/husband wont plow them because their playing Keno at scotsdale mall for hours at a time.

where the hell is my husband?. fuck this im going to chapsquid for a few hours.

by pludonkey July 21, 2009