faux urban cracker kid

Cringy white pothead normies in middle school who wear hoodies, say stuff like chill, fax, THOT BEGONE, oof, snack, bruh, squad, gucci, fam and act/talk like 2014 nibbas. usually worship hell-tier rappers like lil pump and cannot have an IQ fit to comprehend originality, roaming the suburbs of american shitholes this present day.

F.U.C.K. them faux urban cracker kids trying to cancerize my twitter feed with their oversaturation of me_irl, roblox and caillou memery

by PorcupineCanadian January 7, 2019

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Blacker than your average cracker

Being White but more African American than your average White person.

Could refer to DNA test results or how you act culturally.

Yooo, I got 13 percent black on my DNA test my nigga, I'm blacker than your average cracker!!!!

by september11th2000-fun December 23, 2020

Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.

"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"

by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008