Cute From the Side

A subtle killer, lost in the shadow of the fear of Hot From Far Away. It could strike on the subway, in the classroom, or any situation in which a person finds themselves unable to get more than a sideways glance at another person. Being so close, the person feels secure in the belief that their sideways glance has provided them with all of the evidence they require in order to rate the cuteness of a girl/guy. What they don't prepare for, however, is the possibility that they are DEAD WRONG.

Jeff: Hey, what happened to that girl that Steve was going after? Did he ever ask her out?
Pat: Ledgend has it he was mid-sentence, ready to ask her out when... she turned to face him...
Jeff: Cute from the side?
Pat: Gorgeous... but in reality... less like an 8, more like a 5.
Jeff: My god...

by Maltier Loth June 2, 2011

Cute Girl Syndrome

When ugly girls think they are actually good looking or cute, due to the fact that they are easier to sleep with and less intimidating than hot girls. Therefore more guys are likely to hit on them and give them compliments to sleep with them. This usually results with the guy fucking them just because they are around while simultaneously raising the girls self-confidence. This is why so many ugly girls actually think they are good looking.

Girl: "Omg that is the first time I got turned down."
or
Girl: "Please don't fall in love with me."
.....don't worry your ugly no problem.

Guy:"Why is that fat girl wearing such a tight shirt?"
Dude: "Man she has got Cute Girl Syndrome."

by WinterSummerSpringFall November 2, 2010

cute-atarian

someone with a strong aversion to consuming anything considered "cute" by popular notion

She's a staunch "cute-atarian", as such, she won't eat anything cute. Chickens and turkeys are fair game, but the thought of veal or lamb or even venison makes her feel nauseous.

by Empire of the Moon January 27, 2008

Cute foods

Any food, usually bite-sized and never messy, that is eaten by girls in public. Its purpose is to make these girls more attractive to boys. Generally cute foods are hands-only and can be playfully popped into the girl's mouth. Grapes, cotton candy, and small candies are all cute foods. Anything that requires the girl to open her mouth wide is not allowed (apples, sub sandwiches, bacon cheeseburgers). However, some non-cute foods can be easily made cute by cutting them into bite-sized pieces. A sandwich or large candy bar can be broken up into smaller parts and ice cream can be eaten in a cone instead of from a dish.

"Check out Kelly over there, eating that huge salami sandwich!"
"Disgusting. Definitely not one of the cute foods. When she starts eating grapes, then maybe I'll date her."

by Ben Covington November 5, 2009

cute ass fucking bitch

hollis

makayla thinks hollis is a cute ass fucking bitch

by makaÿlaa October 10, 2019

cute asf

your cute asf you make me fall for you even more everytime I see you

Andrew is cute asf

by nigger nagger August 3, 2018

Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. When you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

Related to Cute Baby Syndrome

1. Person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner: Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have Cute Puppy Syndrome

by sbear October 21, 2010