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Chesapeake Blue Crabs

The unfortunate event of having both crabs and blue waffles at the same time
Fuck man, I knew I shouldn't have fucked that whore last night she gave me Chesapeake Blue Crabs
by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017
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Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019
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maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
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Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021
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Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.
OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...
by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020
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Crab stuffed cunt

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.
by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014
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Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."
by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010
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