by thesurferdude223 November 9, 2017
Get the Chesapeake Blue Crabsmug. When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019
Get the Alaskan King Crabmug. The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
Get the maryland mud crabmug. Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.
Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."
by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021
Get the Carolina Crab Cakemug. OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...
by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020
Get the Japanese spider crabmug. A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.
by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014
Get the Crab stuffed cuntmug. When you go down on a homeless woman.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010
Get the Cranston Crab Piemug.