A person who has less than 200 friends or followers on social media. Usually an empty nester who joined social media to creep on their adult children.
by evntrgrl October 23, 2017

by intimidat0r June 29, 2007

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”
by Shley May 29, 2019

The ugly friend of that hot girl you are trying to hit on at the party. She inevitably cock blocks you.
by J Dunks September 2, 2013

A street/slang term that often means cheap, of sub par quality or of high commodity that it is essentially worthless.
Can be universally worked as a noun or verbal tense.
Slang term in the Gay Male Community for “shitty $5 handjob”.
Can be universally worked as a noun or verbal tense.
Slang term in the Gay Male Community for “shitty $5 handjob”.
Guy 1: “Wow that porno sure seemed really lacklustre.”
Guy 2: “Yea, almost like the bottom buffalo nickel’d that dom top.”
Guy 2: “Yea, almost like the bottom buffalo nickel’d that dom top.”
by Venicexbitchxx April 26, 2022

Charlotte Johnson, hey every body look at boobs with my daughter ly n Carters we have never done anything for this country. Not one thing. We like imagining Jimmy wanking his dick to his kidnapped grandsons child porn at the motel 6 in texas ,McKinney Texas!
by Alex phoenix February 8, 2024
