hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."
the ultimate insult
the ultimate insult
by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008
Get the horse shit for breakfast mug.Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.
"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"
by Matuea October 9, 2006
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A breakfast meal consisting of a black coffee, a cigarette and painkillers. Usually occuring after a heavy night out. Importantly, this is the only thing consumed before at least 4pm.
"I'm starving, I had such a wild night last night- all I've had so far today is a showbiz breakfast."
by RossLF February 13, 2009
Get the Showbiz Breakfast mug.The first meal of the day comprising of a pharmasuitacal cuisine accompanied by a H2o condiment.
Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.
Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.
Tom: Ahhhhhghhggg
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself
by Lacrajo September 19, 2013
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by Vohkun September 21, 2016
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Get the Dutch Breakfast mug.When a person has the drug She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfastX (ecstasy) for their first meal of the day. (X MAN, X MAN, X MAN)
She said "What you eat this morning", bitch, I had X for breakfast
I threw that bitch on a sandwich, no cheese, no lettuce
I ate that lil' bitch, she was super wet
I ain’t need no beverage
The way I fuck lil' shawty, she coming back for seconds
I threw that bitch on a sandwich, no cheese, no lettuce
I ate that lil' bitch, she was super wet
I ain’t need no beverage
The way I fuck lil' shawty, she coming back for seconds
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