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Wonderbolts Breeding Program

A top-secret covert Equestrian government program which aims to take the top genes from stallions in Equestria Pegasus or not and privilege the highest achieving mares in the Wonderbolts to be able to produce foals who are genetically superior to eventually grow up to become Equestrian Wonderbolts themselves.

Often times however the stallions are blindfolded, restrained, and laid on their backs, and the Pegasus mare rides them, but they are not aware of the contribution they are making and even in the event it is a royal stallion in this program he still does not choose who he breeds with as all are under sedation for the process.
I heard the Equestrian Wonderbolts aren't selected from applications, they're bred to be genetically superior by the Wonderbolts Breeding Program.
by PrinceLittleMoney January 30, 2026
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Jake Breaking

The urgent sprint to the bathroom when a bowel movement is moments away, during which involuntary, drawn-out farts act as a natural braking system—slowing the runner down just enough to avoid completely shitting themselves.
• “Man took off down the hallway but hit some serious jake breaking near the stairs.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”
by Mr. Curlez711 February 20, 2026
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Lesbian Breeding Music

Music that really pisses you off at rocket league that sounds like woke fairy music
"Ollie turn this lesbian breeding music off" - Heaven
by olliez_7 February 20, 2026
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The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.
He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.
by Isildurs bane March 22, 2026
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Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.
(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025
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Box Breathing

When you have to breathe through your nose for air while providing service on a lady down there
I went down on that girl so long and so hard, that I had to practice Box Breathing
by Earlyfordinner February 19, 2025
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Femboy Breeding Day

March 23rd, the day where you breed a femboy the entire day, start to finish, until you've broken their legs and rearranged their guts.
Person 1: "Hey man, yknow it's femboy breeding day today, right?"
Person 2: "Really? Dammit, I need to cancel my plans and go home to my boyfriend immediately so I can give him the breeding treatment..."
by maxiewell March 22, 2025
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