Dumb Blonde

A phrase created and mainly used by brunettes and gingers who got fed up with blondes 'stealing' their men.

"My husband won't stop looking at that woman. What a dumb blonde."

by JackyKelly December 28, 2019

Blonde

The name of a blonde person’s hair colour

boy 1: he’s a blond
boy 2: nah bro, his hair is blond. he’s a blonde

by Raceyrocket July 10, 2021

Blonde

A blonde is someone with very light colored hair that has no effect on their iq or body.

Guy 1: bro thats a blonde sitting in front of us. I bet she has a great body. Do you thinj she'll make out with me if i ask her to?

Guy 2: don't be an idiot, her hair color has nothing to do with the rest of her

by Smartqueen June 13, 2020

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

blonde

dumbass

“You’re a dumbass”
“It was just a blonde moment”
“They’re the same damn thing”

by simpslut April 16, 2020

Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism

Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"

by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

blonde bullet

He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.

Guy 1-"Fuck you jimmy"
Guy 2-"You're being such a blonde bullet you degenerate cunt"
Guy 1-"Tru"

by PapaDominos June 13, 2016