blonde

The type of female that minority men(Especially Black men) want to date and marry.

Looked at as easy and ditzy, or stuck up and bitchy.

Black Man: Damn I want to tap that blonde trick. *Leaves his black girlfriend for the white blonde*

by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 22, 2011

Blonde Lockout

When your local upscale gentlemen's club all of a sudden can't find any new blondes to hire. Usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.

Mitch: Dammit I'm not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. Implementing emergency plan Blonde Lockout NOW.

Waitress: I am so wet right now?

DJ: Coming to the stage, Miss Bulgaria 2001-2005. Rock on!

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

blonde moment

A moment that arises and passes...

One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...

by blood user October 2, 2003

blond geordie

Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times

by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"

by Nibbledora March 30, 2005

blondageness

blondageness is a mix between blond(e) people (natural or in the head) and bondage! = it is a group of people who are 'blond(e)' in any way, shape, or form. it is also my group on myspace << because i made it up!

'your so blondageness'
(after someone does something blond(e))

'hey have you joined blondageness'
(about the myspace group)

by kelly atkin August 10, 2006

blondegirl101

a real silly poop of a person. lolz. also a person that has really strange dreams. lmao. found her on justin.tv and have a new bestie. hahahah.

wow this is a pain just like blondegirl101

by notpablo October 17, 2008