beefcurtains

female sex organ; labias.

Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

beef

Noun
Violent conduct between two or more chavtastic fellows

Micky D delivered righteous smiting beef to his homeslice, in repayment for the smacking up of his bitch

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

beef stew

A huuuuge fart, in someones face. most likely wet.

I remember getting beef stew when i was younger.

by Jade. April 25, 2008

beef triangle

the image projected from behind by a woman who is wearing a badly fitting pair of jeans, resulting in "points" to the left and right just below her ass, of where cheek becomes thigh - the whole effect is sometimes not entirely displeasing to the eye, but more often is...

Luisa has a beef triangle going on, but is nonetheless hot as hell.

by dahnor April 27, 2004

Beef hearts

Baked beans.

Beef hearts? They might be baked beans now but they'll be farts in half an hour.

by Pirate Bird August 24, 2010

beef n run

(v) The act of walking into a room, letting one rip, then immediately leaving, causing the remaining people to wonder who committed the foul deed.

Me: Yo, who farted?
Allen: Not me dude.
Tanner:me neither.
Me: Dude it must of been that girl tayler who was in here for a few minutes. She committed the ol Beef n Run!

by vgriffin February 23, 2011

Beef Surprise

When receiving a Blumpkin, before both shitting and busting, the receiver quickly stands up and turns around, mashing his cheeks into the face of the giver, thus shitting all over there face.

"I was just giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, and he totally shit all over my face! I hate beef surprises."

"Be careful when giving your man a blumpkin, he may give you a beef surprise instead."

by TacoTuesday12 June 15, 2014