When something happens to you that you are unable to explain only to explain such an event using Bullshit Science.
Lets say you are playing any First Person Shooter, and you expierence lag which ends up getting you killed that could only be explained using the logic of Bullshit Science, But if it happens over and over and over then you can say it's " Bullshit Science Time"
by Elmer Fud 247 October 21, 2010
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by Jack Dance November 12, 2010
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(N.) A shitty bullpen in baseball that has a tendency to undo in one inning the greatness that was achieved in the previous eight innings. See: 2011 Chicago White Sox
Ozzie Guillen didn't feel like winning the game Monday, so he pulled Mark Buehrle in favor of a member of the bullshitpen, who proceeded to blow the lead.
by B-Bol May 2, 2011
Get the Bullshitpen mug.Making up shit to be cool but isnt. Otherwise known as "Dre" could sicken a normal bullshitter with the amount of bull shit that comes out of his mouth be cautious while in his presence as loss of brain cells is a side effect.
Dre day 1: Yo, dawg you ain't bout that life I live that shit everyday my uncle controls the drug world I'm from New York.
Dre day 2: you don't know what the fuck you talking bout I live in Miami I see Kim K all the time I take my girl to shop at they store.
Dre day 3: man I can't wait to go back to the Island I miss it that's my home
Innocent bystander: where you from?
Dre: Im Dominican
Innocent Bystander: so are you from NY or Florida?
Dre: well....
Innocent bystander: you a fucking bullshitter
Dre: nah fuck that you don't know me I'm Krimson
Dre day 2: you don't know what the fuck you talking bout I live in Miami I see Kim K all the time I take my girl to shop at they store.
Dre day 3: man I can't wait to go back to the Island I miss it that's my home
Innocent bystander: where you from?
Dre: Im Dominican
Innocent Bystander: so are you from NY or Florida?
Dre: well....
Innocent bystander: you a fucking bullshitter
Dre: nah fuck that you don't know me I'm Krimson
by InnocentBystander143 August 30, 2013
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What a criminope says when asked regarding why he was arrested and/or accused of something. Often because they are to ignorant and slow witted to provide the truth or a reasonable excuse.
What a criminope says when asked regarding why he was arrested and/or accused of something. Often because they are to ignorant and slow witted to provide the truth or a reasonable excuse.
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1. "My car just drove on water!"
Bullshit. This person's car obviously didn't drive "on" water. They may have, perhaps, driven through a small puddle on the road and therefore gone on to make this claim to spark further interest in their otherwise dull story.
2. "Tom made, like, 5 trillion dollars from his website last year."
Bullshit. Assuming that the statement was not said out of sarcasm (ie - Tom is actually broke), the aim here was to exaggerate Tom's revenue so that the audience become aware that Tom made a lot of money from his website.
3. "Jack is as sick as a dog at the moment."
Bullshit. What a profound claim to make, considering it is impossible to know what it is like to be a dog, let alone a sick one. This person has no intention of lying, but their claim about Jack is entirely irrational.
4. Sincerity.
Bullshit.
Bullshit. This person's car obviously didn't drive "on" water. They may have, perhaps, driven through a small puddle on the road and therefore gone on to make this claim to spark further interest in their otherwise dull story.
2. "Tom made, like, 5 trillion dollars from his website last year."
Bullshit. Assuming that the statement was not said out of sarcasm (ie - Tom is actually broke), the aim here was to exaggerate Tom's revenue so that the audience become aware that Tom made a lot of money from his website.
3. "Jack is as sick as a dog at the moment."
Bullshit. What a profound claim to make, considering it is impossible to know what it is like to be a dog, let alone a sick one. This person has no intention of lying, but their claim about Jack is entirely irrational.
4. Sincerity.
Bullshit.
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