college basketball capital of the world 

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.

Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

college basketball capital of the world by Huskies02 November 19, 2015

crap baskets 

Used in the place of 'crap', 'shit' or 'fuck'. The phrase 'Crap Baskets' means a wicker basket full of human/animal waste

"Oh crap baskets

crap baskets by TC McClain December 2, 2014

kiss a basketball boy day 

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)

It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

kiss a basketball boy day by Cravally October 23, 2019

baskemtball 

What LeBron James does for a living.

Mike: Hey LeBron, I'm a huge fan, what's up?

LeBron: Baskemtball

baskemtball by Dingleberry42069 June 19, 2021

Warste Barsket 

A large recepticle that can contain a persons Honor Dollors (in a metaphorical sense) and is located inside said person. When overfilled with Honor Dollors, it's location will become apparent, allowing the person to find it and repeat whatever wisdom is imparted upon the person in the process. It also refers to a large physical object that can sometimes be used to hold trash. Those that are foolish enough to leave theirs lying around for anyone to find it may end up having it stolen. If this happens, the person cannot have Honor in any capacity again until their Warste Barsket is found. The foolish use them to block entrances to parking lots.

Uh, I went to Arright Parking and saw the Warste Barsket! Grand Dragon come to me, He say to stear it, so I did. I gain Honor!

Warste Barsket by Mr. Honor February 12, 2009

Ass Basketry 

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.

Ass Basketry by Maestro41 October 16, 2011

silicone baskets 

Slang for female breasts. Not to be confused with milkwagons.

There is no way those breasts are real they have to be silicone baskets

silicone baskets by Pete, kinda a big deal September 2, 2013