Banditical

The most mischevious person known to mankind who loves crimes like arson, assault, sexual assault, harassment, sexual harassment, human trafficking, murder, and a few more

"Yo you heard about Banditical in the news?"
"Yeah dude, I saw he burned down an orphanage after losing a match in Rainbow Six Siege, thats crazy!"

by Tainted Farmer July 29, 2023

Bandit

A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.

I better watch out or that bandit will cheeki my breekis!

by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020

go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

Bandit

Juice wrld

She’s a definition of a bad bitch Im a definition of a bandit - juice wrld

by Jona Cheri November 3, 2019

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

xmas bandit

a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.

did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?

by rammon October 12, 2008