Bagel

American donut

That's a bagel

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022

Bagel rat

A act of ejaculating with a bagel to act as a pocket pussy and rats to clean up.

I just hit a bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

Jersey Bagel

When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.

Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.

by Muls May 30, 2021

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023

Bagel

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!

Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!

by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017

Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023