Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.
That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.
A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.
A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'
boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!
girl: jumpin' Jesus!
guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!
girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'
boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!
girl: jumpin' Jesus!
guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!
girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
by Penetrator II: sploogement day March 22, 2009
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A guy short enough to hang from the shoulders of a full grown man and 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road as the man does his daily activities.
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