English Breakfast

An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.

I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.

English Breakfast by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011

horse shit for breakfast 

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult

"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."

horse shit for breakfast by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008

portugese breakfast 

Originating in Pre-colonial Brazil the Portugese Breakfast was first introduced to the west via an aboriginal tribesman who passed on the info to some portugese conquistadores. With a taste for omelates but no skillit to speak of he siglehandedly revolutionized the egg industry. Throwing caution into the wind and 3-4 eggs, plus fixins into an ass cavity he created a quick and delicious meal as well as a great way to demoralize the person being used as the ass skillet.

"Sofia smiled to herself as Alowicious poured western omelate batter into her ass cavity. In a matter of minutes they would be dining on one hell of a portugese breakfast"

portugese breakfast by Matuea October 9, 2006

Showbiz Breakfast 

A breakfast meal consisting of a black coffee, a cigarette and painkillers. Usually occuring after a heavy night out. Importantly, this is the only thing consumed before at least 4pm.

"I'm starving, I had such a wild night last night- all I've had so far today is a showbiz breakfast."

Showbiz Breakfast by RossLF February 13, 2009

chemical breakfast 

The first meal of the day comprising of a pharmasuitacal cuisine accompanied by a H2o condiment.

Originated: under a white dichroic sky serenaded by Jacque and his ivory bellows on top of mount clubdecafe.

Tom: Ahhhhhghhggg
Susie: You don't look too well.
Tom: Agggghhggh
Susie: in need of a chemical breakfast this morning?
Tom: bugger off.
Susie: suit yourself

chemical breakfast by Lacrajo September 19, 2013

Yorkshire Breakfast 

When an obese female sits on an open window sill while wearing an "oversized" T-shirt, that only appears as a a normal T-shirt due to her size, and promptly displays her vagina to everyone within the room. Often having pubic hairs branching out in a formation similar to that of C'Thun from World of Warcraft.

As I was walking up my stairs, my roommate had her disgusting Yorkshire Breakfast out in the open.

Yorkshire Breakfast by Vohkun September 21, 2016

Dutch Breakfast

When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers

Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.

Dutch Breakfast by BlowJizzy August 11, 2017