Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011

Hot Bong Water

When someone dumps CBD/THC oil in a hot tub.

Dude! That is Hot Bong Water. You can’t get in there or you will test hot.

by Full Monty January 10, 2023

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

bong bay college

a school somewhere in Auckland full with weed and other drug

hey look its bong bay college

by grammernazi2624 June 5, 2018

Ludo Vicus Bong

The act of installing a lightning protection system. The words mainly come from old Javanese language. Ludo means Installation, Vicus Bong means Lightning Protection

Darwin: Hey, i just did Ludo Vicus Bong on my dad's office yesterday!
Rusli: Great, now you finally won't need to worry about lightning striking your dad's office anymore!

by bsdtb May 5, 2017

[bong hits] for [jesus]

holy bong hits
freedom of speech

'lets take bong hits for jesus until we reach higher enlightenment'

by CheeseblockerFaceMaker March 13, 2009

Sentry Bing-Bong

A mean robot who comes to ruin a fine Engineer's day... Sentry Bing-Bongs are usually fast and look like those mines from the one scene of Finding Nemo

Look out! Here comes a Sentry Bing-Bong! Kill it before our Engineer gets rekt!

by Starma_ July 14, 2016