A phrase which can be used during that awkward moment when you have a boner and your girlfriend is crying.
Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."
Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."
"I told my girlfriend to shut up and cry me a blowjob after she got upset."
"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."
"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."
by Mr.WhatsItToYah May 9, 2014
Get the cry me a blowjobmug. Celebrated on March 14th, Rave and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
Dave: "Hey Dylan, what did Melissa get you for Rave and Blowjob Day?"
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
by darrenwilsonisinnocent November 27, 2014
Get the Rave and Blowjob Daymug. “A Naruto themed blowjob is when a guy stands naked with his back against the wall, then the person performing the blowjob backs up 20 feet and Naruto runs towards the guy with their mouth open” - insta user ‘tokesmagosh’
by thiccbeemami June 18, 2021
Get the Naruto Themed Blowjobmug. by Cap'n Geech015 June 8, 2009
Get the Blowjobing Hermug. When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob
by sickminded September 27, 2004
Get the Brown Eye Blowjobmug. by Dan171717 April 12, 2017
Get the national blowjob daymug. After doing "Drugs" such as xanex (loss of memory) or extasy ( HARD body hullusination). You make the girl give u a soaking wet blowjob and you make her scream for the cream filling. Hehe
I went out to the club and took 6 hits of extasy, while dancing i seen a girl poppin xanex that animal, she told me of a story of a hard pinocio and for the first time in my life thought i fell in love, so i brought her back 2 my place and introduced her 2 the pills berry blowjob, she hasnt stoped screaming since. and me im still trippin balls
by FatFLOwMAtic rapper btw July 11, 2009
Get the pills berry blowjobmug.