Celebrated on March 14th, Rave and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
Dave: "Hey Dylan, what did Melissa get you for Rave and Blowjob Day?"
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
by darrenwilsonisinnocent November 27, 2014
“A Naruto themed blowjob is when a guy stands naked with his back against the wall, then the person performing the blowjob backs up 20 feet and Naruto runs towards the guy with their mouth open” - insta user ‘tokesmagosh’
by thiccbeemami June 18, 2021
by National Blowjob Day April 24, 2019
by Cap'n Geech015 June 08, 2009
When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob
by sickminded September 27, 2004
by Dan171717 April 12, 2017
After doing "Drugs" such as xanex (loss of memory) or extasy ( HARD body hullusination). You make the girl give u a soaking wet blowjob and you make her scream for the cream filling. Hehe
I went out to the club and took 6 hits of extasy, while dancing i seen a girl poppin xanex that animal, she told me of a story of a hard pinocio and for the first time in my life thought i fell in love, so i brought her back 2 my place and introduced her 2 the pills berry blowjob, she hasnt stoped screaming since. and me im still trippin balls
by FatFLOwMAtic rapper btw July 11, 2009