Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
by All Hail King Mathyall December 18, 2014
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Dropping a balloon

When you drop a massive gust of air from your rear end
Croft was caught dropping a balloon while speed walking
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Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face
After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do
by Pedro pissant July 04, 2024
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Balloon in the sky

When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!
There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.
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