attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.

a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2012

Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

Balloon

Surina - provides entertainment but has nothing going on up there

Surina is such a balloon

by NM1010 November 28, 2022

man balloon

a man balloon is another name for a condom

he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor

by edgyeddy1405 November 3, 2021

Stink balloon

Hemorrhoid protruding from anus

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?

by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025

Ballooning

To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control

Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.

by Jontra August 19, 2022