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nixle alert

When you’ve been in too many toxic relationships, causing your radar to be off. You can’t tell if a new person in your life is going to be crazy or not. You can’t see red flags or problems that this person has. One must reach out to their friends and loved ones and request a nixle alert. If this new person raises a nixle alert, run. Nixles are not good, nixle alerts save lives.
You: Yo man I met this girl the other night. She has a neck tattoo and would not stop talking about her ex! Is she nixle?

Friend: Full blown nixle alert! Bro you gotta get out of there! Lose her number!
by Dafunk June 20, 2022
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Giving allergic reaction

Not slaying, being unwanted, deserves all the L’s, etc.
You’re giving allergic reaction”🤢
by anonymous September 18, 2022
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Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!
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White Allergies

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Crush alert

An alert said by people to tell that someone likes or is attracted to someone, but they don't like them back.
Kate: "I like... Cody."
Ana: "CRUSH ALERT!".
*Everyone gasps*
by tridentlve 🔱 December 4, 2022
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Jehovah alert

The alarm you sound to your entire family when you see Jehovah's witnesses walking up to your door. You need to find cover under the nearest bed, table or behind a curtain. They will be trying your doors and looking in your back windows. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and keep all lights off. Good luck.
JEHOVAH ALERT
HIDE RIGHT FUVKING NOW
by QeQ January 1, 2023
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Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.
Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!
by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023
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