alaskan firedragon

An Urban Legend with orgins that trace back to alaska. Much like a sober eskimo or global warming.

1:Hey look an Alaskan Firedragon!!!
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not

by rafie September 2, 2008

Alaskan Freight Train

A chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i heard Katie uses an Alaskan Freight Train instead of a vibrator

by that dudde who knows things September 19, 2009

Alaskan Mudslide

When a person has messy anal sex with another, then proceeds to snort a line of blow off the recipients now muddy butthole

Jose: I was giving this bitch a rimjob lasts night, then I remembered that I had some blow in my pocket. So I gave that bitch an Alaskan mudslide!
Tom: Holy shit, dude!

by Choke and Stroke November 12, 2014

Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.

My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.

by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016

Alaskan fire crab

One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.

Sarah tried to run away like an Alaskan fire crab when I put sriracha on my penis.

by Firecrab March 28, 2016

Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

Alaskan starfuck

When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.

Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.

by MURDOCISGOD June 19, 2017