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Anthem, AZ

Housing development north of Phoenix, highest crime rate on earth.

death rate per day-0

Birth rate per day- 401

planned community gone right, beat out Heaven on the "Best Place to Live" award, and has the record for highest amount of love at first sights and happy marriages in an hour (45,921, note female population is only around 42,000)

site where Jesus is buried to remind us that he lives in our hearts and will never be forgotten <3. Home of 98% of happiness on earth.
"you goin to Anthem, AZ! Yippy, I will pack the Bibles and picnic baskets!"
Anthem, AZ = happiness :)
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 22, 2010
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Mr Anthony

Some random facts about Mr Anthony:

"Alien vs Predator" is an autobiographical depiction of Mr Anthony’s first sexual experience.

While Mr Anthony was on holiday in Spain, he ate some bad paella causing him to take the largest shit known to man. That shit is now France.

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Mr Anthony heads outside and brands his cattle.

Mr Anthony doesn't break up with his girlfriends... He gives them a detention to the face and they leave.

Mr Anthony had sex with a cigarette machine.

Mr Anthony once ate an entire watermelon, including the seeds, then grew an entire watermelon patch in his stomach which fed eleven families for six weeks.

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Mr Anthony, because Mr Anthony killed that man.

If you were to know Mr Anthony’s true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

A freak accident involving Mr Anthony and a severe thunderstorm turned an ordinary Total Gym (R) into Richard Dean Anderson, star of TV series "MacGyver". Scholars around the world maintain that this is the only known case of irony that is both situational and dramatic.

Contrary to popular belief, Mr Anthony is unable to send his detention slips across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimensions and once, just for fun, slapped a detention on his own face.

Mr Anthony broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the special olympics.

Mr Anthony once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Mr Anthony.

Don't say anything bad about Mr Anthony if you're near a lake, river, pond or marsh; otherwise he will come up out of the water with his AK-47 already firing.

When Neil Armstrong uttered "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." on the moon in 1969, he failed to notice Mr Anthony sitting behind him in a lawnchair, a beer in hand, until Mr Anthony gave Armstrong a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Armstrong never returned.
by Fynx_91 October 20, 2008
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Anthony wears the crown so best listen.

woah anthony gurl-bye.
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French National Anthem

See example of La Marseillaise for the official French lyrics and English lyrics of the French anthem, La Marseillaise
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anthropophagi

a big word big-headed people use instead of the more understandable word, cannibal
These shoes were made by reformed anthropophagi
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Anthrocoatl

Anthrocoatl is acknowledged throughout Internet writing workshops and debate forums as god of punctuation and lord of commas. Anthrocoatl does not smite for typoes or such; however, complete and total disregard for punctuation or contempt for it merits a smite. The god may also call on his followers to tear out the heart of those who violate his laws (Anthrocoatl is at heart rooted in Aztec tradition). The god will not appear simply for violations; a follower must invoke the name of Anthrocoatl and then he will manifest to destroy those who have defiled punctuation. According to somewhat convoluted mythology, the goddess Lucy Fer may be either Anthrocoatl's rival, lover, or fag hag. What this implies about Anthrocoatl's sexuality remains disputed in the scholarly world.

Anthrocoatl is god of punctuation because punctuation is arbitrary and difficult to define or rationalize, yet can easily cause an entire people to be destroyed in holy wars over a simple dispute of interpretations. Thus it is the perfect fodder of religion.
Anthrocoatl's Earthly incarnation, Anthropo, is so full of himself he made a long urban dictionary entry on his god side.
by Joldo December 30, 2005
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Anthonypit

Someone who earns sweet revenue, but has very bad luck, and is obsessed with "pits"
"OMG, you got hacked?? you are such an anthonypit!"
by Beefysmeen October 10, 2016
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