by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021
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greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*
by babygotnoback89 November 23, 2021
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by Bennidicto June 6, 2023
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"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024
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by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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