The guy whose face is incredibly comfortable to sit on. It is the most lush pillow that has ever been known to man, feeling better than a baby primate's buttocks on a sweet summer evening. It's like marshmallow clouds that call softly to you, beckoning you to come hither in all its irresistible glory. You'll become like the Chicago River once you sit on an Andy's face, overflowing so much that you'd be able to turn a desert into a lush field.
"Damn, I really want to Andy that guy in the astronomy tower, I will absolutely grind against that dude's face because I hope some of his sex-godness rubs off on me."
by foxyonion December 29, 2016

by PermK November 14, 2021

An “old friend” that I miss a lot. Andy doesn’t show emotion a lot and he doesn’t care abt me anymore but I’ll always be there for him. He also wants to kill himself which is sad #stayaliveplease
“I hear a motorcycle”
yeah that’s probably Andy karakoa, he’s a good friend BUT beware of worrying abt him 25/8 bc he’s fucken crazy
yeah that’s probably Andy karakoa, he’s a good friend BUT beware of worrying abt him 25/8 bc he’s fucken crazy
by Presrox103 January 12, 2023

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

The act of applying hot sauce (or similar analogue, such as mentholated gel.) to another's genitalia during the act of pleasuring them.
Male 1: Hey, What's wrong man?
Male 2: Rebecca totally Angry Andy'd me last night :(
Male 1: Oof, That sucks dude.
Male 2: Rebecca totally Angry Andy'd me last night :(
Male 1: Oof, That sucks dude.
by Andy1999 February 8, 2021

by MangoPineapple May 2, 2023

Andy is a lovely boy who likes trains but HATES school don’t get on Andys bad side or we will give you pink eye and will spit on your forehead
by Andy The God October 12, 2018
