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std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy
Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...
by fireblade401 July 3, 2020
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piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good
Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019
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Nod Rod

A random hard on you get during a nod (usually from blues or fetty.)
Bro, wake up! Your Nod Rod is hella noticeable!

Damn, I nodded out on the bus and woke up with a huge nod rod
by HotFish84 June 9, 2024
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D-Rodding

The act of jumping in the air and landing with your penis inside a vagina. Named after Denis Rodman
I tried D-rodding this chick last night and my dick broke upon landing.
by Mr. Rodman November 12, 2023
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thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.
Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018
by Thunder rod March 26, 2019
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Z-rod

My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!!
Tie him down by Z-rod...
by P-didit June 15, 2009
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