infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.

by HotDog456 January 27, 2024

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe

by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023

hug-wipe

verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency

The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.

by DThompStomp November 23, 2017

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020