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Father

something you dont have.
mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*
by p00p bag September 20, 2023
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Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025
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Father

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves
by anonymous August 14, 2022
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Father J

Father J... The best therapist in the world. He has a stock of females and males to give to other people.

He seems to be supplied by the Mysterious Dave Rail.

Father J, also known as Jigs, was a former roommate of Nitsuka in Lea's basement. Father J escaped the basement and now works as a therapist. Using his skills, he helps fix and strengthen people's relationships or even make them.

Father J has also become the center of attention in the Jigs Shrine (Jiro's Server). All hail Jigs!

Father J seems to have been shipped to one beautiful and lovely young girl. Chezca.
The relationship status is unknown.

But we know that she was knocked out in Round 1, so there will be no Round 2. Apparently she couldn't get up for a while due to the knockout.
Yo sup Father J! I think I found you another client!
by 23456543 October 27, 2021
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Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.
by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022
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Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.
"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."
by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021
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