Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Slow come

"It's gonna be a slow come" relates to betting on the come, then rolling the dice for your point.
If things start looking bleak, either on that roll of the dice, or when waiting for an important business deal, you know it's gonna be a slow come.

Before we get that truck unloaded it's gonna be a slow come.

by Curt Manners November 18, 2016

slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.

Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.

by HugeWill May 22, 2021

Are you slow

are you slow

"are you slow?" "yeah."

by 6Comic9 February 01, 2023

Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice

Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home

by King leo69 January 26, 2021

slow bird

if you’re slow and look like a bird, it becomes a compound word, slow bird

Brooklyn is such a slow bird!

by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021