john dickenson

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.

Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023

Juicy John

Juicy John is a dimer and a slimer he lives by the code "Snort lines and fuck dimes" also he is a Football Fusion youtuber who sells juicy juice on the streets and also dimes in his car when he is fucking dimes. He also has active hate for DimeMeQ and is also in prison rn because he got caught with that juicy juice

Guy 1: Look at Juicy John hes diming in his car
Guy 2: He better stop that or else ima shove my feet in his mouth
Guy 3: Im getting Boner

by JuicyJohnsFeet January 4, 2023

john and gail

A Canadian shot. It's a mix of 50% Bailey's and 50% Green Creme de Menthe.

Hey Carl, order everyone a John and Gail and we'll celebrate your vesectomy.

by Lee Thargic August 19, 2023

John head

People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’s head; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.

“Lad look at those John heads hanging round outside the Co-Op there.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

john owen

john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.

girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.

by giselle<33 August 22, 2021

John Russel

He is a good type of a friend and the one that makes you think you wanna date him. His appearance may seem cold and distant, but as you get to know him, he is very clingy, caring, talkative, funny, and childish especially when no one's around. A type of a guy that tells his mom about you. He's a husband material. But also very toxic, inconsistent, and insensitive once you're in a relationship with him. You can spot his red flags during the talking stage. John Russel is hard to forget, he's too good in bed.

Please comeback to me, I still love u John Russel.

by C€LC€L January 20, 2022

John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.

"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."

by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022