Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF
Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop

Person 1: “I’m gay
Person 2: “TBF
by Xopher_ November 21, 2019
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granddad flop

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.

I'm ashamed to admit
"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"
by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020
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D-flop

The fact that your dick has ceased erection, due to the lack of stimulation.
Her head was so whack it legit made my D-flop.

Now way im gonna D-flop, when her titts are that big.
by Makxxx December 09, 2011
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Flip flops on stage

The use of flip flops on stage is very debatable, especially if it's a rock concert .

Makes you have mixed feelings.
Es.
"Look, Zac Carper is wearing flip flops on stage. I respect him for performing with them but it also triggers me"
by norightideas September 02, 2019
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Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.
Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!
by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024
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Belly Flop Man

The 200 something pound Guy who makes a mark for only doing BELLY FLOPS OF THE "DIVING BOARD" and piwers through the Red marks he gets and does it more than twice. He also gets praised for doing the Belly FLOPS and lowering through the Big RED MARKS he gets.
Did you see Belly Flop Man he is being so awesome, he's doing BELLY FLOPS for our amusement I love him. I wish I had the coujrage and confidence he has.
by THE.GOD.OF.RANDOMNESS December 05, 2018
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