Cancer

Literally anything on the internet at this point.

Random man with common sense: The most cancerous things in life are """"trends"""" that'll either annoy the crap outta you or kill you to death with 12-years-old boys.

by Volunteer 328 May 27, 2018

Cancer

A zombie cell that infects other cells to the point you are a zombie.

The cancer reached his brain...
He is a zombie now...
We need to put him down.

by A nude under your bed. April 21, 2018

Cancer

When someone is simply a degenerative disease, by the way they interact with others. Some might be cancer due to their lack of coherence, high level of cringe and super annoying. They make you feel so sick because of a cocktail of emotions. All in all, cancer people are simply SUPER cringe worthy beings.

Wow Bobo was talking to me yesterday... It was so cancer

by Matt McJesus December 17, 2017

Cancer

A pumpkin show

You know it's that pumpkin show named cancer/

by GRAPEJUICE#4 May 1, 2018

Cancer

Cancers are highly intuitive, and their psychic abilities manifest in tangible spaces: For instance, Cancers can effortlessly pick up the energies of a room. These crabs are highly sensitive to their environments, as well as extremely self-protective.

Bully: your a cancer omg! Your gonna get cancer! The girl who has the zodiac sign cancer runs off crying

by Zodiacfreak January 2, 2020

Cancer

A Cancer is a sensitive, sweet, mean, fun to be around, and apretty, beautiful person.

Girl 1: "You act like a Cancer!"
Girl 2: "That's because I AM!"

by misaiii January 6, 2020

Cancer

Cancers are most likely to be depressed. They always hide their feelings and pretend their okay when they are not. They are quite funny and are very nice. They can be very sensitive if they feel like it.

Cancer girl: Hi..
Random Mean girl: You ugly nonsense.
Cancer girl: I like that explanation for me.

by Popiiiiii January 15, 2020