A British slang term for and only in the occurrence of, when a fellow reacts or demonstrates in such behaviour that represents them as an absolute gob.
“Did you see Lindsay last night at the party? She was beyond pants!”
“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”
“She was a minger and THAT, is beyond pants!”
by Sla99yG0rgah August 9, 2020
Get the beyond pantsmug. Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.
Dude those pants are horrible!
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013
Get the Wank Pantsmug. by musicbyanton February 5, 2012
Get the Pussy Pantsmug. How was your swim?
It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.
by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011
Get the Pant Moustachemug. Puffy, bright orange cargo-style pants. Often worn by Gackt (a Japanese rock/pop star) cosplayers for an easy costume.
by hananokori03 June 15, 2005
Get the paparapa pantsmug. Tight, spandex leggings worn AS pants allowing for enough visible camel toe to theoretically catch a penny if thrown at it.
She wore penny pants in an attempt to look cool, however she just ended up looking like a skanky whore.
by Jae, Jordan, Jayme October 21, 2009
Get the Penny Pantsmug. n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
Get the Goal Pantsmug.