cracker jack

humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist

ive never seen such a crack shot with a knife...hes a cracker jack

by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006

Cracker Barrel

When some having diarrhea defecates in someone elses mouth.

To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.

by Lemon Ali Later James Fierce August 1, 2010

Cracker Foot

A girl who has white feet.

Miranda has a cracker foot.

by Shanay Miller February 5, 2009

Cracker Moment

The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.

Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!

I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.

by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021

Cracker Barrel

Noun: A white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.

Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick. So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl. She ain't gonna shit right for a week.

by jt34 October 31, 2008

cracker-jacker

one who has sex with dumbass white boy and don't remember afterword

Nick is such a cracker-jacker
-I hate his dumbass self!

by Nickhater January 17, 2005

Cracker Barrel

(noun) A white woman with an oversized bottom.
(verb) The act of performing anal sex with a white woman with an oversized bottom. I.E. to cracker barrel someone.

Did you see the ass on that white girl. I'd love to cracker barrel that.

by jtmiller October 15, 2008