Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.

Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.

by Bubba the Gimp December 30, 2021

Monkey shoes

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

by Yomommafat July 21, 2022

Shoe ID

To identify people inside a building by the shoes they leave at the entrance.

Person: Yo who at this party?
You: I don't know everyone but I Shoe ID'ed Sharon, Jeff and Dominic earlier.
Person: You're cool

by Postalt December 07, 2018

Tungsten Shoe

Kirby's down A attack when used to edge guard an oppononent who is attempting to recover. Named so because it seems as though Kirby keeps an extremely dense material in his shoes in order to send enemies downward with such force.

Link was rocketed straight down by the Tungsten Shoe

by Balls Kolano October 09, 2008

yeezys shoes

Shoes that kanye west made that are called yeezys and hybeats people get them

he got yeezys shoes on his feet

by Clt.jeff September 23, 2017

Soft Shoe

When not gaining a full commitment to do business from a client, due in large part by pressures from mangement to make a sale and you haven't been to the board all day

"Did you hear Popov take that deposit and say he wont run it thru until Friday? Total soft shoe, but hey at least he's on the board"

by jazzless December 03, 2008

shoe program

Noun. Your collection of tight kicks and feetlas. Jordans, Timbers, etc.

Your shoe program is fat, B. Let me smooth borrow these shelltoe Adidas so I can kick it like Run DMV, not a sucka MC.

by Terry Bad Ice April 01, 2017