To wake up a loved one, friend or a stranger by farting in close proximity to thier face, whilst whispering, 'Good morning'
by Howard Towers December 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Sunrisemug. A common action of scooping fresh sperm out of the vaginal area after sexual intercourse.
Often occurs during showers. It is helpful in preventing cummy sheets.
Often occurs during showers. It is helpful in preventing cummy sheets.
After Reginald Homer blew his load in his lovely wifes twat she felt a sudden urge to give herself a Dirty Lindstrom.
by A.Rippler September 7, 2009
Get the Dirty Lindstrommug. This act is when you roofie a female on her period. At the time of sedation, You proceed to have sex with her and fill her already bleeding vagina with semen and piss. As she sleeps, use your cock to stir the fluids inside the vagina which will make a nice creamy mixture. You then use your fingers as paint sticks and proceed to write ancient hyroglifics on her face.
by Tbonemac June 13, 2019
Get the Dirty Conquesmug. the act of shoving fish into your cum socks and slapping your significant other with them during intercourse on a full moon near a lake.
INCEST POOL
INCEST POOL
"yo did you hear what i did to mia last night? I gave her a dirty stockfish"
"wait isn't she your sister?'
"wait isn't she your sister?'
by anonymous CA May 23, 2023
Get the dirty stockfishmug. by thatmessybitch April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Haseenmug. by Justin Yermouth June 10, 2020
Get the dirty Bortmug. by dirtyjokes513 May 31, 2022
Get the Dirty Dianamug.