baby baggins

When your wife is the protagonist of your life and carries the one to rule them all.

Baby baggins is at it again

by mydickname January 12, 2026

Pimps baby

A man, traps you with the baby and then pimps you out

Had a pimps baby now I’m trapped in this city

by CROWNQUEENBEE January 14, 2026

Baby oil

Something that P Diddy used for inexplicable activities. It used to be normal, but Diddy had to ruin it for basically everybody on the planet.

"I used some baby oil to make my fingers slip into the car easier."

by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

Bo Baby

A Bo-baby is the counterpart of a Badodee and avid pickle collector. She is so hot, super sexy, majestic and wild she might even karate chop a child. Get in her way and shell give you a weggie and she drinks hot pepper juices and hot pepper spices. She farts and its scentless but shell never admit it then once she tried to hard and accidentally shitted. When she wants to she's nuts, like batshit bananas crazy with a cherry on top and a knife and a gun and a manchette and and a bunch of other weapons. She knows how to box and is not afraid to use it............like i said before hide your children hide your wife's hide everything nobody is safe and whatever you do hide your cigarettes. Know in many states and provinces across the world as one of the most skilled cigarette moochers of all time bumming nearly 70890 cigarettes to date. There is and only ever will be on Bo Baby the greatest Indigenous Bo Lady

I wish i was a Badodee so i could get a Bo Baby, but there's only one so i never will and that is disheartening.

Mi glad Bo Baby isn't around I've only got 2 darts left, she would be trying to puff on the end of it.

by SooSmooth January 20, 2025

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

Too Babied

Overprotective against Someone or Something

Bacon Hairs are Too Babied

by FloppyDiskgoWee January 24, 2025

Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”

That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!

by ALDND January 30, 2025