Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Jizzcuse me

When a man experience an (very) early ejaculation during intercourse.

Oh sorry i came to fast babe... jizzcuse me...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

jizzcuse me

When a man excuse himself because he came (very) early during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.

I think i’m gonna come!
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jizzcuse me babe...

by 0litr0 August 24, 2018

Me

Opposite of "you".

"Me" is overrated.

by I don't exist... January 24, 2019

Excuse me

You rude asshole

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot

by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019

Pics me

Send me pictures~

Mia : brb I'll go try some clothes on.
Carl : cool. Pics me~

by SO-kun January 30, 2019

no me

opposite of no u. used when u disagree w someone but ur still btr than the other person so u refer to urself instead of them :D

manami: guitar is better than fencing
me: no u
me: oh wait
me: NO ME

by manamidisapprovesoftaehyung January 31, 2019