Baby Bisquick

Also: Baby Blow Out and Making Baby Powder.

When two men engage an infant with a sexual manuever called "Chinese fingercuffs" and climax and the same time, causing the infant to burst open or blow up.

A "Baby Bisquick Party", "Baby Blow Out Party", and "Baby Powder Making Party" adds an addition feature by feeding the baby confetti before the onset of the event.

This activity is consider highly illegal and highly immoral. If you are ever invited to one of these, or some stranger asks to borrow your infant for an afternoon, say no and call the authorities.

I asked a frenchmen if he had ever heard of "Baby Bisquick" and when I described the sound it makes at the end, he said that they do it in France all the time.

by Ryan Peroz February 13, 2025

Baby Monkey

Someone who is an expert or proficient in an activity.

Golfing? Dude, Amy's baby monkey at that

by axymer February 13, 2025

Little Whiny Baby Bitch

Every insult that is available right now is all inserted into this one statement, Retard? Dickhead? Asshole? You name it!

Guy 1: Hi Guy 2!
Guy 2: You are a little whiny baby bitch.

by CertifiedSkibidiRizzler February 14, 2025

Baby Adult

A child who has passed the age of 18 but is still not financially independent.

My baby adult still mooches off of us

by LordOfMischief February 15, 2025

dropkicking a baby

This means when a baby on a plane is crying right next to you for 15 fucking hours 😀

A sentence for dropkicking a baby
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
me: *dropkicks baby out of plane*

by BT21F8N February 15, 2025

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Baby Porno

the best thing to ever exist, a baby sexing with another one.

Minker: Name something better than god
Monker: Baby Porno.

by sunodim February 19, 2025