fuck face cunty bum

A (dumb) fuck face cunty bum

Go die you fuck face cunty bum

by Mr touch your kids May 20, 2018

Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.

David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.

by Clvegrl March 29, 2020

Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

by Only2cm January 1, 2019

slug face

The equivalent to a lady tea bagging. When a snail trail is applied directly to another's face, or the vaginal discharge commonly associated with being aroused is smeared onto someone's face through contact with the vagina.

I slug faced him while he was sleeping.

by batshitcrazycatlady August 10, 2017

snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.

Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

by Jeepin James July 6, 2017

Nap Face

Someone who's face is so boring looking that you just want to take a nap. Their presence alone drains the energy out of you. Just looking at them makes you want a cup of coffee.

Excuse me Bobby, can you repeat that, I fell asleep looking at your nap face.

by Fun Time Sally October 11, 2018

shady face

Used to describe a girl who looks hotter with sunglasses on than they actually are.

"Damn! That girl looked hot until she took her sunglasses off. What a shady face."

"I can't tell tell if she's pretty or not, her freakin' shades are covering like 3/4's of her freakin' face!"

by chillad October 28, 2012