The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.
Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added
Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added
Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.
by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024
Get the Dog Launchmug. Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.
Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?
Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
Get the Dog Shit Pursuitmug. A dog-leg intersection is one witch the streets do not match up. The intersection causes one to make two turns instead of going strait to stay on the same road.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Dog-leg intersectionmug. by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019
Get the Nick and a dog in a bedmug. During fellatio the person performing the act will vomit but will continue to suck the puke covered penis.
by Kaibuprofin August 7, 2021
Get the Hill Billy Chili Dogmug. by Vin84 July 3, 2021
Get the Choof Dogmug. A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
Get the Even the skinniest dog has fleasmug.