Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

when ya get drafted

When ya get drafted is a legendary song by punk rock band “Dead Kennedys”

When ya get drafted huh

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

You are what you get injured by

This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way

"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"

by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024

national get no bitches day

On September 14, is national get no bitches day. and example of this is yayah and christian who both get no bitches nor head
PLEASE DONATE🙏🙏🙏

September 14 is national get no bitches day!!! Christian is excited

by National get no bitches day September 14, 2022

Get Shook

A type of person who is more interesting annoyed than anything else

Get Shook, We Love to See It

by MadMama1 July 25, 2021

Get Hosed

To tell someone to get lost, cool down...literally get blasted with a hose

Squishy get hosed

by Somerandomname112233 November 2, 2022

get this money

To go and lift heavy weights

I gotta go get this money at the gym

by Ranchitup December 2, 2018