Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016

farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".

On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."

by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

Cock

Isak Nordlander has a big one.

Big cock, that's Isak Nordlander

by Isak Nordlander December 12, 2016

fucking cock

When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.

Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!

by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016

cock sock

a different term for a condom

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."

by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016

throat-cocking

Attempting to fill ones throat with many cocks simultaneously and over a prolonged period. Reference George Lucas's largess of neck.

Quengtin: "Did you check out that chick's neck the other day?"
Maaahk: "Yeah bra, looks like she's been throat-cocking for sheckles."

by thraot-cocking December 15, 2016

Cock Monkey

A person who jumps from one man to the next.

Wow. Raelynn really is a cock monkey.

by KWOW3 December 19, 2016