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North Carolina Baby Monitor

The act in which a man fists a woman in order to insert a Go-Pro inside of her vagina to monitor the “kids” while they have sex.
Miles is it okay if we do the North Carolina Baby Monitor just to be safe?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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Beanie-Baby

any bitch that can't buy her own beans(down...H...dog food)...
A dog food(heroin) dope whore
est by Lex-Lou
you're welcome
That bitch a Beanie-Baby!!! She stay steady fuckin her plug!!!
by Lex-Lou October 12, 2025
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Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.
by Draksar October 13, 2025
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coconut baby

coconut baby ~ a joke from a far away book tale system for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high men God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book that God can lie or be a trickster to save list Souls. This planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea. And the deceivers among them decide who lives an who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of the Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
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