kinky monkey bum sex

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass

sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex

by teague k January 28, 2008

Angry Barbarian Butt Sex

When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.

Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?

Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.

by Lilchunks September 1, 2013

Same - Sex Marriage

When two people from the same identification ( gender) ( or if non-binary) wed

Jared is in a same - sex marriage, with his husband, Josh.

by champion2312 June 10, 2018

Post sex syndrome (PSS)

The Good mood your in after crazy sex, and you don't realize that your annoying others because you wont stfu.

Dude did he just get laid he is obnoxious and loud he must have Post sex syndrome (PSS)

by razors suck May 28, 2011

hot radioactive monkey sex

Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.

Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.

by LORD PLOPPINGTON November 18, 2003

Non Same Sex Marriage

Politically incorrect term purposely used to define a heterosexual marriage in the attempt to make the term "same sex marriage" appear to be less threatening.

Sodomy isn't the ONLY option in a non same sex marriage. This cannot be said for the same sex marriages.

by TooCrooked December 3, 2004

pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.

My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.

by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014