Dirty Ashford

Burning down an orphanage, fucking the ashes, and doing the fortnite default dance on the ashes

I’m gonna dirty do a Dirty Ashford on that orphanage over there.

by Dirty Ashford March 26, 2022

Dirty Ezra

The act of cumming into a lava lamp and keeping it your room as an ornament. After you have done that, you have to go to any landmark you want and you gotta wipe your dick on it and take it on camera. You have to do this at least three times so you have enough photos to decorate your room. So now when a friend comes over you can show off your room decor.

Retard 1: bRo DiD yOu HeAr AbOuT tHaT gUy WhO dId A dIrTy Ezra?
Retard 2: YA, EET WOSS SO COOOL. ESSPESHIALY WEN HE MASSTRBAETED ONN THEE NOTERR DAMEE
Normal human 1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Normal human 2: the real question is why the hell someone looked this up on urban dictionary?
Crazy human 1: IN FACT, WHY ARE WE HERE TALKING ABOUT STUFF FOR URBAN DICTIONARY!
crazy human 2: WHO AM I!!!
crazy human 1: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA!!!!

by Stretchy.L November 29, 2022

dirty axl

Dirty Axl is when you’re doing doggy with a girl and when you pull out to finish, you put it in her ass and drop your load.

My boyfriend just did a Dirty Axl in me since we didn’t have condoms and I didn’t want the load to get on anything.

by AstroVans July 6, 2021

dirty poe

When you take a froot roll up dipped in buffalo sauce wrapped around the shaft and the woman sucks it off in a handstand.

My dick is burning, my girl gave me a dirty poe last night.

by cheyenne-elise February 15, 2022

Dirty Rasp

When a male tries to do a split but ends up getting it from behind, this is normally occurring at lunch.

"Oh, remember Dereck? He left after I gave him a nice Dirty Rasp. I'm pretty sure he hates me but that's okay, his sister will only tease him forever."

by cacamoipipi December 9, 2021

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

Dirty Domino's

a dirty domino's is like a cheeky nandos.

'I feel like a dirty domino's right now'

by you little fgt June 27, 2015