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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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White Whale

Mschfs fucking event where they leaked everyones phone number and no one can solve its puzzle
Did ya get the white whale challenge? the white whale challenge was my favorite?!?!?!?!
by Im0ster October 6, 2020
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White rock

White rock is like calling someone a crack head.

Because of crack being a white rock powder.
Dude your such a white rock
I don’t even do crack?
by ItsJK14 January 31, 2021
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White Sex

A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Chicago White Sox by a middle aged Japanese male news announcer on NHK about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for couple years.

This similar incident also happened with Boston Red Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a Japanese female news announcer on Fuji TV.
White Sex and Red Sex are different, so expect for the Blue Sex (Sydney Blue Sox), Black Sex (Black Sox Scandal), and many more!
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
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White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion
My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.
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White Abby

Noun- When they let you cum on them while they're wearing their white robes, and then they just rub it in, instead of washing it off. Bonus points if they're Belgian.
Yo, I just went down to the monastery and gave that fine looking monk a White Abby. #comeforthelord
by The69Pope April 7, 2025
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White Rabbit

Always running late
Looking for something so much, you forget why you started.
by LUNABASSIST2 December 7, 2023
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